Teal Roberts
Nude

Teal Roberts started her career with a bang, literally, in 1984’s Hardbodies. As soon as the opening credits finish rolling in the sex comedy about a bunch of rich guys that seek help from a suave ladies’ man, a topless Teal is seen lying in bed, boobs exposed to the world. Yes, right off the bat Teal made sure our balls weren’t close to becoming any shade of blue with some on screen nudity, which we appreciate. She proceeds to flash her sweater flesh off at regular intervals throughout the film, from checking her cans in the mirror to having a dog tear off her bikini top while she’s sunbathing. While plenty of ladies flashed their talents in the film, Teal was the one really making body parts hard. Later that same year, the former Star Search “acting” contestant, Teal’s tatas popped up again in the athletics themed slasher Fatal Games (1984). Teal played a high school athlete being targeted by an insane javelin thrower, who eventually kills her in a pool. Unfortunately, Teal pretty much fell off the face of the Earth after that. She went on to bare her chest mountains sporadically as a stripper in the background of Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) and played a dancer in The Last Boy Scout (1991), but both paled in comparison to her earlier roles. Since another turn as a “Dancer” on an episode of the smutty crime drama Silk Stalkings back in 1994, Teal’s pretty much stayed out of the public eye. We’d sure like to see her come back for some more, though. In the realm of radical 80’s racks, Teal’s were tops, for real!